13
Feb
A couple of years back, when supposedly epic blockbusters with tedious fight scenes and bad scripts were clamoring to be the next “Lord of the Rings”, Oliver Stone (who must have made a fantastic movie once upon a time that I just haven’t seen) directed this biopic of Alexander the Great. And you shouldn’t waste [...]
10
Feb
The true extent of my fangirlish corruption didn’t hit home until I watched a Saint Martin’s procession and it occurred to me that there had to be an epic, X-rated love story between the beggar and the gallant Roman soldier in there somewhere. As if to reaffirm my depravity, the preeminent notion my brain came [...]
06
Feb
If you’re familiar with “Speed Racer” in any incarnation you can guess which relationship corral the plotbunnies are gathering in. Therefore, let me take an obligatory moment to point out that gay love between two stunning siblings is a favorite concept in mainstream porn aimed at a heterosexual male audience and consequently, a socially accepted [...]