26
Apr
You’d think that as a die-hard slash fan, I would have known better. I mean, take “Top Gun” for instance: despite the aircraft, the love-story with the hot female instructor (and the most cringeworthy sex-scene in history until “Watchmen” came along), and lots of supposedly uber-straight guys, I’d never believe for a second that this [...]
11
Apr
Sometimes the universe seems to find satisfaction in being cruel to the fangirl. Like this one time when I dreamt I was in bed with Bradley James, and we were necking and about to have sex, but then I woke up because the freaking doorbell rang (yes, the person who rang it is still among [...]
27
Mar
Until “Casino Royale”, I never managed to endure more than ten minutes of a James Bond movie. I assume I do not see the appeal in sitting through a straight guy’s jerk-off fantasy. And although I’ve been assured that “Casino Royale” and its successor “Quantum of Solace” actually aren’t James Bond movies, but simply the [...]
21
Feb
I was so happy when “Brokeback to the Future” hit the internet, because finally the entire world was slashing the lovely Michael J. Fox. Of course it wasn’t meant to be serious, and even I find the idea of Marty with Doc Brown rather scary, but being part of the ultimate rare fandom - “Anything [...]
10
Feb
The true extent of my fangirlish corruption didn’t hit home until I watched a Saint Martin’s procession and it occurred to me that there had to be an epic, X-rated love story between the beggar and the gallant Roman soldier in there somewhere. As if to reaffirm my depravity, the preeminent notion my brain came [...]
06
Feb
If you’re familiar with “Speed Racer” in any incarnation you can guess which relationship corral the plotbunnies are gathering in. Therefore, let me take an obligatory moment to point out that gay love between two stunning siblings is a favorite concept in mainstream porn aimed at a heterosexual male audience and consequently, a socially accepted [...]