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I have to admit I knew next to nothing about Star Trek except that slash originated through two of its characters, in a pairing that, of all things, can be shortened to KOCK. And that there is the legend of William Shatner heroically sucking in his gut for several seasons and various movies. And I’m [...]

Dear Hugh Jackman, there are several things about you that I adore. Your physique at forty, for instance - I fell out of love with Wentworth Miller when he started to go all out of shape at the grand old age of thirty-five because he couldn’t lay off the frappuccinos (which was roughly at the [...]

You’d think that as a die-hard slash fan, I would have known better. I mean, take “Top Gun” for instance: despite the aircraft, the love-story with the hot female instructor (and the most cringeworthy sex-scene in history until “Watchmen” came along), and lots of supposedly uber-straight guys, I’d never believe for a second that this [...]

Sometimes the universe seems to find satisfaction in being cruel to the fangirl. Like this one time when I dreamt I was in bed with Bradley James, and we were necking and about to have sex, but then I woke up because the freaking doorbell rang (yes, the person who rang it is still among [...]

Until “Casino Royale”, I never managed to endure more than ten minutes of a James Bond movie. I assume I do not see the appeal in sitting through a straight guy’s jerk-off fantasy. And although I’ve been assured that “Casino Royale” and its successor “Quantum of Solace” actually aren’t James Bond movies, but simply the [...]

This is a chick flick. Don’t be fooled by its violent, pretentious, wannabe-dystopic plot. It features the ultimate female fantasy: Hottie Christian Bale stars as a guy who can kick ass and then learns how to feel. It’s like “Batman Begins”, but backwards, and without Katie Holmes (and Liam Neeson delivering ridiculous Qui-Gon-on-vengeance monologues).

I was so happy when “Brokeback to the Future” hit the internet, because finally the entire world was slashing the lovely Michael J. Fox. Of course it wasn’t meant to be serious, and even I find the idea of Marty with Doc Brown rather scary, but being part of the ultimate rare fandom - “Anything [...]

On Valentine’s Day 2002, the Olympic gold in men’s figure skating went to gorgeous hunk Russian Alexei Yagudin after he’d presented a flawless long program set to the soundtrack of “The Man in the Iron Mask”. The movie itself isn’t quite as spellbinding as Yagudin’s performance, but mentioning its title, men’s figure skating, and Valentine’s [...]

A couple of years back, when supposedly epic blockbusters with tedious fight scenes and bad scripts were clamoring to be the next “Lord of the Rings”, Oliver Stone (who must have made a fantastic movie once upon a time that I just haven’t seen) directed this biopic of Alexander the Great. And you shouldn’t waste [...]

If you’re familiar with “Speed Racer” in any incarnation you can guess which relationship corral the plotbunnies are gathering in. Therefore, let me take an obligatory moment to point out that gay love between two stunning siblings is a favorite concept in mainstream porn aimed at a heterosexual male audience and consequently, a socially accepted [...]